❝Have you ever been in love? <…> It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up a whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… You give them a piece of you. They didn’t ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness <…> Nothing should be able to do that. Especially not love. I hate love. ❞
Neil Gaiman, The Sandman #65
Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.
That is adorable
That’s freaking cute
I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.
I thought I was poetic.
A lesbian relationship isn’t always two hot girls fucking with lacy underwear.
Sometimes it’s two girls throwing socks at each other whilst getting into pyjamas until one girl hits the other in the boob and it’s game over.