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mylesbianloveblog:

aconsultingdetective:

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

You’re a man who couldn’t stay in the suburbs for more than a month without storming a crack den and beating up a junkie.

ryangpoet:

I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
on purpose.

manager: so I hear you're quitting. why?
me: I'm becoming a drug dealer
manager: that explains how you bought all those books earlier
me: yeah. I prefer a more exciting lifestyle too. you know, people in withdrawal chasing you down the street with a gun and all that fun stuff.
manager: right. no, seriously, why are you quitting?
me: because I have another job selling coffee, which is a drug, making me a drug dealer.
manager: holy shit you weren't lying...

causeallidoisdance:

I miss my girlfriend 

with how much i miss my girlfriend, you could wrap it around the universe endlessly

yes that makes sense

cause its love

sedirktive:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTta just have casual conversations with me every day and flirt with me a little and put up with my bullshit. That’s literally all you have to do.